The Wolf Pack
They leap onto the cart and drag sheep back to the den. A stick or a well-aimed rock knocks them off. Shouting does nothing.
One cart. Three idiots. A long way to market.
Wolves don't respect the tailboard.
Rocks do.
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One road through the valley. Something new is waiting around every bend.
They leap onto the cart and drag sheep back to the den. A stick or a well-aimed rock knocks them off. Shouting does nothing.
Wakes up, steals a sheep and hugs it. Very tightly. Go in there and get it back.
Has a donkey pinned by the road. Save it and the donkey pulls your cart. Mostly.
Somewhere a wolf howls. Then a whole herd of buffalo crosses the road. Right now. Through you.
The cart lifts onto two wheels. Grab the rail and hang off the side as a human counterweight. Flap like a flag.
A wheel comes off on the hill. Lift the cart together, wedge a rock under it, push the wheel back on.
Guards the last field before town. Stand in it for long enough and you will learn to fly.
A hilltop full of goats and their babies. They do not want visitors. They will explain this with their heads.
Also on the road: bees, rockfalls, a hen house that bursts open, wild boar, a rival shepherd with a whole elephant caravan, and a market cat and dog who have seen it all before.
Up to 24 of them fit on the cart. None of them are on your side.
Fluffy, calm, and completely sure the wolf is a new friend.
Grumpy since birth. Complains about being thrown. Gets thrown anyway.
Easy to spot in a green field. Impossible to find in a dark wolf den.
Not a sheep. Headbutts anyone standing around. Never the driver. Nobody knows why.
Pulls the cart. Bolts at a wolf howl, a bull or an elephant. Brays about it afterwards.
Follows whoever holds the feed bucket. Barks a lot. Takes no responsibility.
Straight from the game. Work in progress. The stupidity is already final.
No. We tried it once in a build. It was not funny, so we deleted it.
Yes, bravely. One to four players. Four is chaos, one is a documentary about failure.
Yes. They stumble, they see stars, and a little arrow tells everyone exactly who did it.
Because sheep don't read signs either. Keep an eye on the edges.
The goat is a feature that we regret. It stays.
Because "Sell You Later" was taken and had no sheep in it.
