The River
Sheep float upside down, legs paddling the air, drifting politely toward the waterfall.
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One road. Everything on it wants your flock.
Sheep float upside down, legs paddling the air, drifting politely toward the waterfall.
The hill sends them down for free. Your sheep have never dodged anything.
Six seconds to drag a sheep off. Scream, throw something, hit it with a stick.
Sinks them to the waist. They do not struggle. They just stand there, waiting.
Twelve metres of asphalt. A horn makes them panic. Guess which way they run.
Very friendly. Very nice sign. Pays you one coin per sheep. Read the sign.
Three sheep and one goat. None of them are on your side.
Falls asleep mid-road. On her side, legs up, snoring a visible bubble.
Sneezes, jumps a full metre, and headbutts whoever was standing next to him.
Stops. Eyes spin. Refuses to move for three seconds out of pure principle.
Jumps the fence, eats your feed bucket, headbutts anyone standing still. Worth 25 coins.
Sheep that get dragged off come back at the next checkpoint — wet, filthy, embarrassed, and worth less. The walk of shame.
Work in progress. The stupidity is already final.
No. We tried it once in a build. It was not funny, so we deleted it.
Yes, bravely. One to four players. Four is chaos, one is a documentary about failure.
It is gone. That one is on you. Everyone saw it coming except the sheep.
The goat is a feature that we regret. It stays.
Because "Sell You Later" was taken and had no sheep in it.